A moving poem for TBID:

Man, I have too much stuff. But I may need this single scrap of gift wrap.
Oh, if I threw it out, I'd be sure to regret it. I might give someone a
Very small gift sometime soon. You know, like a contact lens case or any
Infinite number of crappy gifts one could potentially give someone.
Non-denominational gift wrap like this is perfect for the holiday party! So
Go ahead, carry it up three flights in that big box of sundries. Please.