Jeffrey is revising some of his writing when a complete non sequitur strikes him. As usual, I am too amused to be annoyed.

Jeffrey: What's the difference between a Christian and a Catholic?

Me: Christians believe in Jesus and God. Catholics are one type of Christian.

Jeffrey: My mom said that Catholics believe in the Father, the Son, and something else.

Me: The Holy Ghost.

Jeffrey: Huh?!

Me: Catholics believe in the Father, the Son, and the Holy Ghost.

Jeffrey: Holy Ghost... That sounds creepy.