So the finale of America's Next Top Model was anticlimactic. I really had no preference for either of the final two. The ever-suspenseful editing didn't help, either. Of course, Danielle was going to win. She was the one harped on about her accent, and she got food poisoning, but she's tall, beautiful, thin, and can walk. This screams Adrian, winner of ANTM: Cycle 1. How often do models talk anyway? And honestly, ANTM hasn't exactly launched any big modeling careers. Anyhow, I think Abby would not have necessarily been a better ANTM winner, but a better contestant than most of the girls.

10 Reasons Why Abby, Instead Of Jade, Should Have Been In The Final Three

10) Abby's a purebred dog, so none of that "biracial butterfly" crap. *Anyone who refers to herself as a butterfly ought to be squirted with Raid.
9) ANTM has never had a plus-size model in the final three.
8) Abby has a signature runway shuffle.
7) Abby can't take a bad photo, but nonetheless works her best angle - prostrate.
6) Abby would have not just kissed, but eaten, the rhinestone encrusted hissing cockroach.
5) Those photo shoots with male models would have been steamier.
4) Abby's more articulate than Jade.
3) Twiggy looks after her own.
2) Abby works her underbite and crooked teeth. Even Tyra Banks wouldn't have criticized it.
1) Abby's the bitch, no bones about it.