Okay, this is my last short entry tonight. I'm procrastinating taking a shower, which no one should do past the age of 10.

Here are some interesting searches that brought people to my blog today:

dante's maxim symbolic retribution
what does a parasite look like in poop
"shaggy steve" photographer
"i dropped out of teach for america"

If this doesn't summarize my life in New York, I don't know what does.