Adventures in Signage, Pt. 9

The Sex and the City hullabaloo died down rather quickly, but here's another topical ad from Manhattan Mini Storage. "Me likey!"

I'm pretty sure my gynecologist used this "jelly knife" on me during my last annual exam. The packaging copy reads:

Shaped To "Get-It-All"
Under The Lip
On The Sides
In The Corners

This men's shampoo is out to seek vengeance on dandruff. The one for male pattern baldness is called Compensate.

Because Brooklyn Museum employees used to just kick down the door?

Please tell me she's been set up with the Hoochie Coochie Man.