Student: Ms. [my last name] looks all pimped out today.
Me: What do you mean by that?
Student: You all pimped out with those boots and that bling bling (pointing to my shirt).
Me: It's a brooch. How do I look like a pimp? I'm dressed up for work.
Student: (sighing) Not "like a pimp." Pimped out!
Another student: It means "cool"!
Student: Yeah, you fresh to death Ms. [my last name].
Me: Umm...thanks...
It's even funnier when the boys try to get me to do their ritual handshakes or whatever those are. I'm so wack, really.


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