I tell Jing that I can't go to her swim meet, because I'm spending the weekend in Boston.

Jing: Are you staying at a hotel?

Me: Yep.

Jing: You should steal all the soaps and shampoos and everything.

Me: I always bring something back.

Jing: When I went on the cruise, there was a razor and shaving cream. I took it, and my mom asked why.

Me: Why did you?

Jing: For my future armpits!

Me: Your future armpits?

Jing: I only have one hair under one of them now, but someday...