Scene in New York:

A squirrel peruses a grassy lawn at Madison Square Park and finds half of a slice of pizza. The pizza is easily almost as big as the squirrel, but he grits his teeth over the crust and proceeds to run and jump over the wire lawn-protecting fence.

Another bigger, hungry squirrel spies an opportunity and starts chasing the first one. The squirrel with the pizza slice runs faster and faster, but the dried-up crust edge starts detaching from the rest of the slice!

Somehow he gets a grip on the dough below the edge right before the edge flies off and the bigger squirrel steals it oh-so-cunningly. The decreased weight of the slice seems to revitalize the pizza delivery rodent. He scurries to the top of a trashcan and stares at me as he noshes. He shoots me a look that says, "Don't even think about it."

With a Brooklyn accent.