From Tiny Ladies in Shiny Pants by Jill Soloway:

STOP THE EXPLOITATION OF SANDWICHES. Please, folks, no more of those giant-sub-sandwich mascots waving at cars in front of the Subway sandwich shop. In New York, I think you guys have waving hot dogs. It seems really hot in there. I can't help searching the netting for the humiliated eyes, like a woman in a burka. If they keep it up, we should stop buying our sandwiches there, no matter how low they pretend their trans fat grams are.

Wowie. I'm moved by a good well, movement.