*Look, Attorney Joshua! It's me within the last few days.

Joshua has suggested that I start a 1-900 phoneline, since I said I wanted to get paid for having witty conversations with others. Can you imagine?

Me: I love the Jazz Age - the changing attitudes of women, the clothing, the music....

Customer: Did you say Jizz Age? Yeah, I love the Jizz Age, too!

Me: No! Ewww! Umm, so Latin American cultures fascinate me.

Customer: I like Mayan pottery.

Me: Oh, wow. What kind?

Customer: JUGS! I love looking at JUGS!