I instant message Life Coach throughout the week. He keeps things in perspective - an interesting perspective.

Me: Get this: He asked if he could rent movies on my Kim's Video account, since I put his name on it when we were dating.

Life Coach: I can't even entertain this anymore. Have you lost your mind? This is why I tell you to cut someone off completely.

Me: I said no, of course.

Life Coach: I think you need to stuff your face with za tonight and not talk to ANYONE.

Me: Did you just abbreviate "pizza"?

Life Coach: Yes.

Me: You're crazy. That word is not even long.

Life Coach: Yeah, I'm the crazy one. Funny how all you broads say that about me, yet you girls are the ones acting a fool.