Me: You met the school nurse?
Bobby: Yeah.
Me: I've never seen her. What's she like?
Bobby: I think the only thing she's been nursing is a forty ounce.
Me: Oh...niiiiice.

Me: [On one of Bobby's students transferring to another school after a suspension] Did you get to tell her goodbye?
Bobby: No.
Me: That's too bad. You didn't get any closure.
Bobby: Oh, I got closure.
Me: You "closured" the door on her face and were over it?
Bobby: Uh huh!